~Your last name stays put.
~Wedding plans take care of themselves.
~You can never be pregnant.
~You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
~You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
~Car mechanics tell you the truth.
~The world is your urinal.
~Same work, more pay.
~Wrinkles add character.
~People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
~One mood all the time.
~Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
~A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
~If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
~You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
~Everything on your face stays its original colour.
~The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
~You only have to shave your face and neck.
~You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
~You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
~You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
~You can do Festival/Celebration shopping for 25 relatives/friends in just 25 minutesp/s : gua bingung nak post apa tak tahu.
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